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Recent studies have solved a very commonly mistaken fact about the human digestive system. When a human consumes a greater than average amount of water, he or she is inclined to urinate more often. This was proven recently in a laboratory, the location of which can not be revealed to the public. The overpaid medical team gave excess water to one specimen while the other received a moderate amount of the cool liquid. After several hours, the specimen which received more liquid, or "agua" if you’re feeling a little crazy, showed a significantly larger number of "Restroom Runs" than the second specimen. Using this newly found knowledge, doctor’s have prescribed that we do not do the following things after drinking an excess of water:

For those of you who cannot avoid some of the aforementioned activities yet still enjoy drinking large excesses of water, we recommend Depends. Sometimes, you don’t even know you’re wearing them.